Wiser counsel prevailed and the album was instead entitled New Boots and Panties.Called upon to make a contribution to The International Year of the Disabled in 1981, he came up with the song Spasticus Autisticus (“I widdle when I piddle, 'Cos my middle is a riddle”).

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Any sign of weakness would be exploited: his “verbals” – “like an Uzi going off”, according to one former member of his road crew – could leave people shaking.

“He hated any sign of smugness or pretentiousness,” says Jankel, who recalls that the first words Dury ever said to him were “f--- off”. ” Jankel attributes much of Dury’s cantankerousness to alcohol.

Porter’s delightful You’re The Top – “You’re a melody from a symphony by Strauss, You’re a Bendel bonnet, A Shakespeare’s sonnet, You’re Mickey Mouse” – was almost certainly one inspiration behind Dury’s own “list” songs, Reasons to be Cheerful (Part 3), What a Waste and the wonderful England’s Glory – “Winkles, Woodbines, Walnut Whips, Vera Lynn and Stafford Cripps… Dury was thrilled when it was recorded by another hero, music-hall artist Max Wall.

Dury’s wideboy Cockney persona was largely an affectation.

While his father was a bus-driver and chauffeur, his mother, a health-visitor, came from a bohemian middle-class family.

When Dury was five, his parents separated – although they never divorced – and he was raised by his mother and an aunt.It almost killed him, leaving him withered on his left side and obliged to wear a calliper.His disability was to shape his life; it led to him being bullied mercilessly as a child, it was the root of his anger and of his determination.“Ian said that once he realised he couldn’t paint like Rembrandt he couldn’t see the point anymore,” says Chaz Jankel, who became Dury’s songwriting collaborator and musical director.“But I think he liked the fact that girls found musicians more attractive, much more so than in the art world.” He put together Kilburn and the High Roads, which spent four years slogging thanklessly around the pub-rock circuit and released one failed album.After contracting polio while visiting a swimming baths on a day trip to Southend-on-Sea, he was sent to a special school for the disabled, Chailey Heritage Craft School.